WHAT HAZEL DID

HazelThe response to Wednesday’s blog on Hazel, the 20-year-old cat who bounced from the shelter to us, was overwhelming. Wednesday evening, I took my laptop into Hazel’s resting room to read her some of the emails and comments, but she was afraid of the laptop so I left. When I visited her a bit later, some of her food was missing.

I put out more food, and contacted Beth, our vet, and our friends David and Susan Hamrick, cat rescuers from way back. Both had suggested on Tuesday that Hazel be given Laxitome, in case her condition was trauma rather than tumor.

This involved dosing Hazel’s paw with the caramel-like stuff. I did. She gave me an incredulous look and limped stickily away. But when she reappeared that night, her feet were clean, so I knew she’d licked it off. No poop–then, or later on Wednesday, when I went back in sans laptop and told Hazel about all the well-wishes and prayers going up for her. She glared at me. I sat with her until her guard was down, blobbed her foot again, and left, feeling that I might be torturing rather than helping the old girl.

Next morning, her food bowl was empty. I put out more, again mixed with the Laxitome and sweet potato baby puree per Susan’s instructions, while Hazel glared from behind a pile of books. Jack, catching sight of her face, laughed.

“If she’s got that much piss and vinegar, she can’t be so close to death’s door any more,” he said.

“It’s not piss we’re looking for,” I riposted, but yes, we were both feeling the wee bit hopeful.

Because we had debated what every responsible pet owner does at these moments: what quality of life could Hazel, so clearly confused and sad and missing her family, reasonably get from our house? She doesn’t know us, and the bookstore is a bustling, barking-dogs, running-kids, Pony Express Outpost #6 kind of place. There are no quiet rooms with soft beds and familiar voices. Just us, well-meaning love at its most bungled and inept. Was it time to put her down, on the purple rug she’d claimed as hers, with a house call from our very compassionate vet (who’d already visited the bookshop to examine Hazel so she wouldn’t have to travel)?

No, said Susan, the cat whisperer. If she’s not in real pain, give the Laxitome a few days, and if Hazel is still alive Monday, David and I will come get her to live with us.

Normally I wouldn’t rehome a 20-year-old cat twice, but Susan’s house is a cat sanctuary. A haven. A refuge. Susan knows more about cats than just about anyone on the planet. Plus she sent a picture of Hazel’s new room.hazel's room

Bit of all right, in’it? There’s a window ledge with a low chair to help her reach it, so she can sit and look out at the garden.

We figured Hazel might have some QOL (quality of life) left if we could just get her to poop. Too much new, too little security, she was simply doing what cats do: protesting. And dying from it.

So her paws got gooped and her food got doctored (but she wouldn’t eat it) and well wishes got sent (and sweet-hearted Joe Lewis, my friend Elissa-the-photographer’s partner brought her a catnip fish and sat rubbing her chin until she purred) and on Thursday morning all her food was gone. I put out more. She ate it. By afternoon she was as cranky as… well, a constipated old lady. Brows furrowed, eyes squinted, you could just see she was working up to something big.

And Friday morning, I heard a meow from her room that turned the heads of all our dogs and cats. I raced down the stairs… and found a poop twice the length of Hazel’s body sitting on the pad next to the litter box.

The cat shat on the mat.

Hazel stood nearby, looking relieved. Heck, she practically looked postpartum. And when I turned to her, all praise and tears, she trotted away with a gait that said, “Put food in that bowl and get out. I know your tricks.”

I complied. And then I got on Facebook and shouted the good news. The only thing that stopped me photographing the evidence was my phone battery being dead.

Hazel will be taken by station wagon, in a mesh cat tent, with food and water dishes, a soft pillow, and a litter box, back to the Hamrick home, aka the Shady Rest Hospice for Distressed Gentlecats, where her quality of life in the weeks, months, or years remaining to her will be nothing short of splendiferous. We don’t know how long she has left, but we know she’ll be loved and looked after for all of it.

Yes, we’re all crazy. We should care half so much about social justice, about what happened with George Zimmerman and the Indian school poisonings, as we do about this “stupid cat.” Okay, sure.

But Hazel is doing much better. One starfish flung back into the ocean. It makes a difference.

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15 responses to “WHAT HAZEL DID

  1. Kathy Satteson

    I’m glad to hear Hazel appears to be “on the mend”. I had to laugh at Jack’s “piss and vinegar” comment and I think he’s right – she’s not at death’s door – at least not now, thanks to you and all who helped her.

  2. Hooray for Haze–and all her benefactors!

  3. Angela

    Oh, such good news! I’m so glad for Hazel. Thanks for all the work you do.

  4. Joanne Rogers

    Thank you for caring..since I couldn’t reach her!!!!

  5. Janice Brooks-Headrick

    I wasn’t sure I could read another message about Hazel. Glad I did. Prayers do get answered. Maybe those cat meds are what a lot of ol’ poops need. Jan

    Janice Brooks-Headrick 865-429-1783 Storyteller Author Instigator TALESproject.org Timeline: facebook.com/janice.brooksheadrick Email: janice.brooksheadrick@facebook.com

  6. “The Cat Shat on the Mat.” I think it’s a waaay better book title than The Cat in the Hat, and I’m confident that whatever you wrote would be a LOT more interesting. I am so, so happy about Hazel’s good news – I don’t recall feeling this relieved after I’ve been constipated! 🙂

  7. Judy Totts

    Terrific blog for terrific news. God bless you, Jack, Hazel and all the rescuers who have such big hearts.

  8. Huzzah! What a wonderful follow-up!

  9. Paula W.

    I have joy joy joy joy down in my heart !!!!!

  10. Mario R.

    Laxitone is good stuff — I once had a cat who actually liked it so much she once followed us around with the tube in her mouth, demanding another “dose”. And I am so, so happy she’s pulling through. I was literally in tears after yesterday’s post.

  11. LM

    yay that is fantastic news! even with the mess you had to clean up lol

  12. I had to laugh at the unconscious and unconsidered pun here: “It’s not piss we’re looking for,” I riposted, but yes, we were both feeling the wee bit hopeful.”

    xxxJane

  13. Having had my own 20 year old cat (a boy, Bear, who passed on a few years ago), your previous entry had me in tears. This one has me beaming with joy! I hope Hazel is having a peaceful time at the Shady Rest Hospice for Distressed Gentlecats. 😀 Bless all of you for being there for her.

    ~ Wendi (a new reader, here from your awesome book!)

  14. Judy K.

    Sweet Hazel!

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